GERALD IS A PIT BULL! (Imagine that)

No bones about it, you're a commanding Pit Bull with a bite as big as your bark. Authoritative and aggressive, the power position is the only one for you — and you never have trouble making that crystal clear. A bit quick-tempered, you can be a little intimidating — though you hardly ever attack unprovoked. Taken aback by our insight? Don't despair! You have several redeeming qualities. Very low-maintenance, you're not one to fall victim to superficiality. You say it like it is and don't waste time playing head games. Just make sure to keep your scowl and growl in check so people can get close enough to notice and appreciate your positive side. Woof!

ALLISON YOU ARE A COCKER SPANIEL!

No bones about it, you're a perky, loving Cocker Spaniel. (Think Lady from Lady and the Tramp.) Playful and energetic, you're a real people person — er, dog. People can't help but fall hook, line, and sinker for your friendly, well-rounded personality and natural charm. It's a subtle thing, though — being outgoing and flirtatious, not showy, is the name of your game. Friends, co-workers, and potential dates can't help liking you. How could they not? Your winning-yet-humble ways make you popular, admired, and a joy to be around. Woof

TEAM HARDCORE WINS AGAIN!!

We took Crew to a freestyle wrestling tournament at Red Mountian High School. He weighed in at 38lbs. There were 11 kids in his weight division. Crew won his first match, lost his second and pinned his third opponent. His fourth match was a bi because the GIRL he was going to wrestle started crying when Crew showed her his FIGHTING FACE. Usually when a boy finds out he will be wrestling a girl they get embarrassed and mad, not Crew... He said, "Bring that girl out I'm going to hurt her." After wrestling for third and fourth Crew lost and took fourth.